Introducing the San Andreas Puppo Department (SAPD)! 🐾 Founded in 2024, our paw-some mission is to wag and woof our way into the hearts of San Andreas residents by providing bark-tastic parks and recreation facilities. From sniffing out adventure to paw-sitively welcoming spaces, we’re here to ensure that every tail wags with joy.

Our dedicated team of bark rangers is committed to creating a pawsitively safe environment for all pups and their humans to play, learn, and sniff around. Whether you’re a seasoned fetch champion or just looking to make some new fur-iends, the SAPD is here to fetch happiness and tail-wagging fun for everyone!

Get ready to unleash the fun and join us as we embark on a tail-wagging adventure through San Andreas’ pupperific parks! 🐢 Let’s wag together for a paw-some future!



Welcome to the Coast Guard division, where our brave canine companions ensure maritime security and undertake search & rescue missions with tails wagging! 🌊🐾 With meticulous paw-ning, our furry Rangers are trained to conduct rescue operations across land, water, and sea, sniffing out danger and lending a paw to those in need. Whether it’s a stranded swimmer or a lost toy adrift at sea, our paw-some team is always ready to dive into action! πŸΆπŸ’¦ So if you ever find yourself in deep water, don’t fret! Just give a bark, and our Coast Guard heroes will come bounding to the rescue! πŸš€πŸ•


Introducing the Wagging Fire Woof Brigade! 🐾πŸ”₯ Our pawsitively paw-some unit is dedicated to preventing wild bark-land fires to keep the public, park communities, and infrastructure safe from the ruff stuff! πŸŒ²πŸ‘πŸ• We’re on a mission to conserve natural and cultural resources while maintaining and restoring the natural tail-wagging ecosystem processes. From sniffing out sparks to chasing away fiery foes, our furry firefighters are always on duty, ready to wag into action at a moment’s notice! So rest assured, when it comes to protecting our bark-tastic wilderness, the Wagging Fire Woof Brigade has got your tail covered! πŸŒ³πŸš’πŸΆ


Welcome to the PAW (Pawsome Animal Welfare) division, where we’re all about keeping tails wagging and noses booping! 🐾 Our dedicated team of fur-tastic friends is responsible for fetching those animal control calls, defending the welfare of our furry pals, and providing plenty of belly rubs and treats for pet owners in need. From teaching pups proper paw-ty manners to ensuring every wagglebutt is safe and sound, PAW is here to bark out the best advice and resources for a pawsitively perfect pet experience! πŸΆπŸ’• So whether you need a paw-some pal to cuddle or some tips on how to avoid a squirrelly situation, PAW has got you covered! πŸΏοΈπŸ•

Bark & Wag Licenses

To qualify for your Bark and Wag License, please ensure you meet the following dog-gone requirements:

  • Pawsitive Pup Persona: Must not have any history of aggressive behavior or bone-chilling felonies on your record in the past 14 days.
  • Respect for Nature: No convictions of Wildlife & Environmental laws within the past 14 days. We’re all about keeping our wilderness wagging!
  • Environmental Awareness: Confirm that you’ve sniffed out the Wilderness Protection Act and Environmental Protection Act, including a thorough review of the State Parks and Hunting Grounds map.
  • Hunting Hound Homework: Sit down with a Bark Ranger to review hunting laws and ensure you’re barking up the right tree.
  • Collar Check: Show your collar (with CSN – Canine Serial Number) to a Bark Ranger to officially fetch your license.

Once you’ve completed these steps, you’ll be ready to wag your tail proudly as a licensed member of the canine community, ready to explore and respect our wild wonders! 🐾











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